Last week Hopscotch had to (ironically) postpone its inaugural Good Vibrations dildo race due to a ‘wet’ track.

But, with clear skies forecasted for tomorrow night, teams will put their best disco stick forward to shimmy its way to victory from 9pm.

To accompany the event, Hopscotch will be serving $10 cock-tails to quench the thirst of lively punters and to cement the weekly event into the calendars of local spectators.

To ensure that the event is kept above board, Hopscotch would like to stress that they have plenty of stallions at the ready and that there is no room for ring-ins or BYO Ds. So come along and get ready for a night of healthy competition!

 

Good Vibrations Dildo Racing

Hopscotch

Thursday nights from 9pm

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