The Beards are a bearded four-piece from Adelaide, South Australia, whose catalogue consists entirely of songs about beards and having beards. Onstage, The Beards preach about the virtues of having a beard with near-militant intensity.

The beardless members of the crowd may find themselves singled out and chastised for their lack of facial hair as The Beards sing crowd favourites like ‘Growing a Beard’, ‘Beard Revolution’ and ‘No Beard, No Good’, while those with beards may be brought onstage as an example of what having a beard is all about.

But as hilarious as this eccentric outfit are, they can be equally appreciated for their musical originality, instrumental ability and professionalism.

The Beards bring their revolution to Transit Bar on Thursday May 14th, supported by The Snowdroppers and Gay Paris. Doors open at 8.30pm, $8 entry.